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every time I tell someone about my potato allergy they go “oh that sucks I can’t imagine not eating fries or mashed potatoes!” and im like oh rest assured nether god nor the devil himself could stop me from trebucheting hot spoonfuls of starchy face-swelling throat-itching good shit into my dumb as hell gaping potato receptacle

kramer i’m still not over the fact that you thought the potato sweats were A Thing

I simply assumed we were all willing to suffer for our passions

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